Thursday, August 24, 2006

Joke of the Day

Lift It High

A scantily clad woman is sitting in a bar. Having never shaved in her life, she has a thick black bush of hair in each armpit.

She chugs down drinks like a man; every 10 minutes she raises her arm and flags the bartender for another bourbon. Each time she does the other drinkers at the bar are given an eyeful of her hairy pits.

After a few hours, a drunk at the other side of the bar says to the bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy Miss Ballerina here a drink."

The bartender replies, "She's not a ballerina. What makes you think she's a ballerina?"

The drunk says, "Any girl that can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina."

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