the plugs and wires...

hafiz came over earlier to help me with the tv and dvd player. it was nice.

met kenny. he invented this new concept of love spreading. i've always thought he's a good crapper. but come to think of it, this new concept of his, it does make sense. kenny's all grown up now. he he he.

sleepy man!

renegrade amnesia

spread the love!

Sender:
kenny
+6016*******
Sent:
10:08:48

told you kenny is crappy! haih!

had my psychology test today. it was okay, considering that it contains only one essay question and five true/false questions. heh!

received my mid-term result for publication production. blargh!

tomorrow's allowance day! i am so happy. i'm down with only RM10 in my purse. haih!

mima and pipa has gotta be the coolest parents ever. seriously! i just felt like letting everyone know. they ARE the coolest parents!

asma ida. if you're reading this, please leave something on my guestbook, just to show that you are still very much alive.

News of the Weird

* A 21-yr-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a large quantity of beer without the laborious tasks of lifting a glass and swallowing, but the flow was so powerful that he had to be rushed to the hospital with a 10 cm tear in his stomach.

Robbery

Excerpted from an article which
appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

This year has been a rollercoaster ride for movies. I have watched all the sequels which got released this year "Lord of the rings: The two towers",
"X-men 2","Matrix:reloaded","Terminator-3:Rise of the machines","Charlies angles:Full throttle","Lara croft:The cradle of life" .
LOR,Matrix were the ones really worth,Others were ok barring Lara croft which was really boring!. I liked the first part of lara croft where lara uses a key to get the 2 pieces of "triangle of light". I watched it yesterday once more :)
Last week we (Ashok,Ashvin,sandeep and me) went to the "League of the extraordinary gentlemen" which too was really boring. We had planned to go to "Boom" this weekend but somehow did not materialise.
I forgot to mention "Koi mil gaya" another boring movie which i watched with my sister and cousins!

News of the Weird

The Classic Middle Name (all new): Charged with murder recently: Jessie Wayne Walker (Greensboro, N.C., December); Michael Wayne Carter (Indianapolis, Ind., October); Matthew Wayne Ferman (Waverly, Ohio, October); Keith Wayne Graham (Merced, Calif., August); Justin Wayne Smith (Bay City, Tex., December). Suspected of murder when he committed suicide: Brian Wayne Pennington (Klamath Falls, Ore., December). Convicted of murder: Billy Wayne Cope (York, S.C., September)

Vice City, Here I come...

I'm heading to Miami in 5 hours for a weekend of partying and drinking and womani...socializing.
I plan to make full use of my digital camera and Miami Vice knowledge.
It's Vice City, baby.

It's Over

The evil final is over for Business Math, and I managed an 88 percent after some coaching from the instructor. There were some problems that, when pointed out, made absolutely no sense. So, he asked me to take a closer look at them. He seems to feel I squeaked out a B in the class, but I'm thinking a C, considering the poor showing for the midterm. But, at least this horrid episode in my life is over. Now, the book and assignments go into the fire pit, if the weather cooperates. It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra here. Throwing the materials into a blazing fire is therapy.

A couple more assignments, and this semester is over. I think I may have pulled A's in everything except evil Business Math. But, we'll have to see. While most of the other students I know hover endlessly over their grades and scores, I usually take a quick look at the last assignment and move on.

I have to contact the members of our 'group' in Foundations of Quality, and find out where the hell their technical college program/site reviews are. They were all supposed to be emailed to me by Wednesday, but of course, several people haven't lived up to their end of the bargain. I guess my time is unimportant compared to theirs. I am reviewing the web site and offerings at Lakeshore Technical College. To tell the truth, I have no idea how the information will go into a chart.

you and your boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

some questions

Please look at this photo carefully before you try to answer the questions below:

1. Can you recognize the person in the pic? Who is she?
2. What is she trying to do?
3. Is it right to post a photo of a person in a public community like this one without asking them beforehand if that photo is a part of an unrestricted or public album of that person?
4. I have posted this photo here because I found it somewhat funny. Do you also find it funny? Which adjective/s do you find most appropriate to describe this photo?

I see you at my job
you're carrying yourself so well
I made myself a promise
not to get emotional
as I remain stable(stable)
I take another glance at you
if we were at the disco (whoa whoa)
then I would have to dance with you
this isn't cool.... (not cool)

and in my lonely eyes
I see my self in eloquent strides
in a sharp tuxedo
here goes nothing to her.....

Hello Allison
I want to hold your hand,
I haven't been,
the same man since I saw you comin' in,
let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10

I see you about a quarter after nine,
you shine in the neon sign,
where are you from?
you float in like an angel of night,
into my life,
and leave me with a song to write,
and now I'm loaded,
holdin' my sack and wonderin' where she is at,
with a line of customers gettin mad,
they didn't see what I seen, (nuh uh)
the store queen,
made everything easier for one fine eve....

and in my bloodshot eyes,
all I can see is everything's fine,
with a turning stomach,
runnin' thoughts through my head...

you came in here again,
I'm drinking by the copier,
I made myself a promise,
that I would finally talk to her,
as I remain stable,
I take another drink for you,
I set it on the table whoa whoa,
I'm sure I look a drunken fool,
I'm seeing two.....